THE FAT MERMAID

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THE FAT MERMAID

Welcome to The Fat Mermaid

Simple, beautiful, and unmistakably Greek-inspired

Where Joburg slows down

The Fat Mermaid brings together whitewashed textures, deep Aegean blues, and warm hospitality - creating a relaxed coastal restaurant experience in Bedfordview.

"Beautiful setting, generous food, and genuinely warm service - every visit feels like a mini island holiday."

– Regular guest

Poolside Days

Sun, water, music, and cocktails in a calm Mediterranean setting.

The Fat Mermaid Restaurant

Inspired by authentic Mediterranean passion for flavour, served with a modern twist.

EXPERIENCES

Your Mediterranean Escape

Eat well, swim slowly, stay longer

The Fat Mermaid

Indulge in vibrant modern Mediterranean cuisine at The Fat Mermaid, where fresh, high-quality ingredients meet a relaxed island vibe. Perfect for a leisurely meal with friends or family, featuring bold flavors from land and sea, grilled to perfection in a welcoming, laid-back atmosphere. Pet friendly.

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Poolside

Unwind by the sparkling pool, soak up the warm sun on a comfortable lounger, and enjoy refreshing signature cocktails while the gentle island rhythm takes over. It's the perfect spot to laugh with friends, float lazily, or simply let the day drift by in pure relaxation.

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Events & Celebrations

From birthday bashes and bridal showers to corporate functions and year-end parties, The Fat Mermaid is the ultimate event venue. With a stunning poolside setting, flexible packages, and a team that knows how to throw a good time, your next celebration deserves this Mediterranean backdrop.

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GALLERY

A peek inside

The vibe, the details, the escape

OUR BAR AREA

Raise a Glass at The Bar

Handcrafted cocktails, fine spirits, and good times

LITTLE MYKONOS

Photo Gallery

A glimpse into the suites & spa experience

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about The Fat Mermaid

The Fat Mermaid stands out due to its poolside setting, allowing guests to enjoy cocktails and sunset celebrations. The venue's ambiance is enhanced by string lights, blue umbrellas, and a hanging plant, creating a festive atmosphere. This makes it an attractive option for various events including year-end functions, birthday parties, and corporate events, providing a unique "escape from reality" experience.

Yes! We offer event venue hire for various celebrations and can accommodate sizable groups. Whether it's corporate events, year-end functions, birthday parties, or other special occasions, we can cater to your needs. For more detailed information on capacity and custom arrangements, contact us directly at 010 023 3990 or 083 608 7774.

While walk-ins are welcome, we recommend making a reservation to ensure your table is ready, especially on weekends and during our popular cocktail hours. You can book through our website's reservation form, call us directly, or send a WhatsApp message. For larger groups or special events, advance booking is essential.

TESTIMONIALS

What Our Guests Say

Real reviews from our happy visitors

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A quiet corner of Bedfordview with a Greek island spirit

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Join us at The Fat Mermaid for Mediterranean dining, poolside afternoons, and Mykonos-inspired stays.

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